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I've decided to give everyone I know in Florida Smurf names, because I'm bored. Here they are:
Colin - Psycho Freaky Smug Smurf (cause he's psycho and freaky, and he thinks he's all that just because he plays the organ
in church. And he says all the girls hang around him. PLEASE.)
Josh - Eskimo Smurf (he's the one who calls me Eskimo - not sure why exactly - and I couldn't think of much better)
Rebecka - Soul-Eating Smurf (if you've ever been involved in Drama, you know what this means. As far as I know she's never
actually eaten someone's soul, but she's threatened plenty.)
Savannah - Random Smurf (It's her favorite word; she uses it all the time. Plus she's easily distracted when you're talking
to her.)
Chase - Perfect Smurf (number one in our class, star of Cheaper by the Dozen AND Guys and Dolls AND Music Man, the list goes
on and on . . . how DOES he do it?!)
Amanda - Kentucky Smurf (it's where she's from. We know she can't help it, j/k)
Ruth Ann - Red Pride Smurf (cause she's obsessed with Bay High School, and the colors are red and white. She's in the band
and she's nuts about it.)
Nikki - Tall Smurf (self-explanatory)
Meagan - Gap Smurf (she works at the Gap)
Angela - Perfect Smurf (number one in her class and she's always cheerful and never late to anything. How we envy her.)
Todd - Toddly Smurf (Sister Cope gave him that nickname when he was going to Seminary with us. Now he goes with his own ward
because his mom's the teacher)
Holly - Horse Smurf (she's obsessed with her horses)
Nora - Long-Suffering Smurf (Colin is her older brother. Nora, we know you can survive! Just until he moves out!)
Here are everyone's NEW Smurf names, concocted by me (most of them), and probably none of the people on here know that their
names have changed, but that's cuz they haven't taken the time to see my website, so poops for them! Here's the names:
Me - Fritter Smurf (See FRITTER!!! for explanation)
Alix - Weird Smurf (mischevious theiving smurf was her old one)
Anna - Shwaa Smurf (I can't remember what her old one was, but I thought this one was better)
Jason - Sleepy Smurf (That one is actually old; I couldn't think of anything better, which is rare for me ;D)
Linnea - Hyper Smurf (Swimming Smurf)
Aaron - Computer Smurf ('Cause he's always, always, always online, and he's bought his own URL for his website)
Lisa - Jim Bob Smurf (See FRITTER!!! for explanation on that one too)
Matt J - Illini Smurf (that's old too but there's nothing better)
Matt S - Spikey Smurf (He's always got hair glop on his head, and he makes it look like a porcupine)
Elaine - THE Smurf! (This one is old, too, but I thought it was fitting)
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