I started the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Short People last Friday. I'm the President, Andrew is the
Vice-President, since he's the first person I told about it, and Becca is the Secretary. Anyone under the height of 5'5"
can be a member; just email me and I'll let you know if you qualify for membership. And to all you tall people out there,
it's not our fault we're vertically challenged. As my U.S. History teacher says, "I'm short, and I intend to stay that
way!"
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