You Have Entered . . . The Claire Zone (ooh, scary)

You're prolly thinking, what's with the title? (And yes, I did use that for an opener on another page, but I am very unimaginative.) Well, there's a forward going around that has lines of dialogue from all the Star Wars movies that are lots funnier if you substitute the word 'pants' for one of the words. I don't have the ones they have, but these are some that I've come up with:

And now, your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden pants.

These aren't the pants we're looking for.

We don't want their pants here.

Pants are easily frightened, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

It only takes one of them to set off the pants.

The pants can have a great influence on the weak-minded.

Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?

Pants are the path to the Dark Side.

He doesn't like your pants. I don't like your pants, either!

But this time I've got pants! . . . . I don't have them WITH me!

I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. And these are my pants, R2-D2.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only pants.

I seek an audience with your Grace to bargain for Solo's pants.

Remember your pants. Save you they can!

It's too big to be pants.

Shut down all the pants on the detention level!

Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants.

But I was going to go into town to buy some pants.

But the Emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.

The pants are not as forgiving as I am.

That's because droids don't rip people's pants off when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.

I see your pants, sir.

I can't see a thing in these pants!

No, Luke. I AM your pants!

A young Jedi named Darth Vadar. He betrayed and murdered your pants.

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